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Larry's Birthday Flash Sale Team Training · Large Group

You don't need
more hours.
You need 45 minutes.

For one week only, in honor of my birthday, I'm opening Team Training at 43% off — so the excuse of "I don't have time to train" is officially retired. Coached. Structured. Done before your coffee's cold.

No experience required · All fitness levels welcome · Tue / Thu / Sat mornings
Offer closes Friday, Aug 28 · 11:59 PM
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The Birthday Rate

43% off your first month of Team Training.

Team Training is our coach-led, high-energy large-group program — 45 minutes, three mornings a week, built to make you stronger and more conditioned without eating your whole day. This week, your first month costs less than a month of takeout.

45-min sessions Tue / Thu / Sat Coached start to finish
Regular rate: $299/mo
$170.43for your first month
You save $128.57 — 43% off, birthday-week only
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Enter at checkout BIRTHDAY43
Locks in when you join before Fri 8/28, 11:59 PM. Reverts to $299/mo starting month two.
Where this actually takes you

This isn't about a workout.
It's about who you become at 5:46 AM.

Forty-five minutes, three mornings a week, is a small trade for what it buys back: a body that doesn't ache getting out of the car, energy left over for the people who need you after 6 PM, and the quiet confidence of knowing you kept a promise to yourself before the world asked anything of you.

  • Strength that shows up in everyday life — stairs, suitcases, keeping up with your kids.
  • Energy that lasts past 3 PM instead of running out before lunch.
  • The steadiness of a routine that holds even on your busiest weeks.
  • A room full of people who notice when you're not there — and who are genuinely glad when you are.
From the floor, not the brochure

What 5 AM actually looks like.

Last Thursday, a member walked in still half-asleep, coffee lid still on, and told me she'd almost texted to cancel. Forty-five minutes later — sled push, three rounds of an EMOM, a stretch to cool down — she walked out laughing with two other members about who "won" the last round.

She wasn't chasing a PR. She was buying herself a version of the day where she already did the hard thing before 6 AM — so nothing that happened after could touch it.

That's the trade. Every session, every time.
Inside every session

Structured. Coached. Never chaotic.

Programming rotates so training stays challenging and engaging — but every session follows a clear structure, coached from the first rep to the last.

Metabolic conditioning

Work that builds real cardiovascular capacity, not just a sweat.

Interval & EMOM training

Fixed work-and-recovery periods that build stamina under a clock.

Escalating Density Training

More quality work in the same window as you adapt week to week.

Giant circuits

Full-body sequences that keep the group moving and the energy high.

Functional equipment

Dumbbells, kettlebells, sleds, and bodyweight work — no machines to hide behind.

Built-in modifications

Every movement adjusts to your fitness level, experience, or limitations.

What to actually expect

Here's the arc most members walk.

Not a promise, not a guarantee — just what coaching this program for years has shown us happens when you keep showing up three mornings a week.

Week 1

You just show up.

You learn the format, meet the group, and let your coach dial in modifications for your level. You'll be sore. You'll also already feel like you did something you'd been putting off.

Weeks 2–4

It starts to click.

Movements that felt clumsy get smoother. Weights that felt heavy start moving. Showing up stops being a decision you make each morning and starts being just what you do.

Month 2+

It shows up outside the gym.

Stairs stop being a negotiation. Suitcases get lighter. You've got energy left for your family after 6 PM — and a group that notices the mornings you're not there.

Results depend on consistency, effort, and where you're starting from — this is the pattern we see, not a guarantee. Your coach will help you set expectations specific to you in your first session.

Who this is built for

Busy adults who want results without giving up their whole day.

  • An effective workout that doesn't cost you hours in the gym.
  • Professional coaching and clear direction, every session.
  • More strength, stamina, energy, and confidence.
  • The pull of training alongside people who show up for you too.
  • A program that meets every fitness level exactly where it is.
The coaching experience

Bigger room. Zero guesswork.

  • Demonstrate every exercise before it starts
  • Explain work and recovery periods clearly
  • Correct technique in real time
  • Offer modifications the moment they're needed
  • Encourage members through the hard middle rounds
  • Keep everyone training safely, at the right intensity

The energy comes from the group. The direction always comes from the coach.

Not sure which program fits?

Team Training vs. Small-Group Personal Training

Both are coached and results-focused. The difference is group size and how individualized the attention gets.

Team TrainingSmall-Group PT
Group sizeLarger group environmentSmaller, more personal setting
Pace & feelFast-paced, community-drivenMore individualized coaching
FocusGeneral strength & conditioningPersonal goals & progression
Workout styleStructured, performed togetherMore exercise customization
EnergyHigh energy, team accountabilityHigher level of personal attention
Current schedule

Three mornings. 45 minutes. Done.

Tuesday
5:00 AM
45 minutes
Thursday
5:00 AM
45 minutes
Saturday
7:00 AM
45 minutes
Before you claim your spot

Questions people actually ask.

Do I need to already be "in shape" to start?+

No. Every exercise can be adjusted to your fitness level, experience, or physical limitations. We meet you where you are on day one and build from there — you don't have to get in shape before joining, that's what the program is for.

What happens to the price after my first month?+

Your birthday rate of $170.43 covers month one. Starting month two, billing returns to the standard $299/mo. No surprise increases beyond that — you'll always know your rate before it changes.

I've never done kettlebells, sleds, or EMOM training — is that a problem?+

Not at all. Coaches demonstrate every exercise, explain the work-and-recovery structure before it starts, and correct your technique throughout. You'll never be left to figure out equipment on your own.

What's the difference between this and Small-Group Personal Training?+

Team Training is a larger, faster-paced, community-driven group focused on general strength and conditioning. Small-Group PT is a smaller setting with more individualized coaching and exercise customization. Both are fully coached and results-focused — the difference is group size and how personalized the attention gets.

What if I have to miss a session?+

Life happens — just catch the next one on the schedule. Sessions run Tuesday and Thursday at 5:00 AM and Saturday at 7:00 AM, so there's a session every couple of days to jump back into.

How do I actually use the code BIRTHDAY43?+

Tap "Claim My Birthday Rate," and when you reach checkout, enter BIRTHDAY43 in the promo code field before you pay. It only applies before the sale closes Friday, August 28 at 11:59 PM.

Can I cancel if it's not for me?+

Yes — reach out any time and we'll walk you through it. We'd rather earn your spot every month than lock you into something that isn't working for you.

Building stronger together

The rate turns back into a pumpkin Friday at midnight.

Real coaching, real community, real results — for 43% less than usual, for one birthday week only. After that, it's back to $299/mo.

Claim My Birthday Rate — $170.43
Enter at checkout BIRTHDAY43
Offer valid through Friday, August 28 at 11:59 PM. Applies to your first month of Team Training only; billing returns to the standard $299/mo starting month two. Limited to new Team Training members.
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